The Most Interesting Man In The World

Emily.

I DON'T ALWAYS HO OUT BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ALWAYS DURING A SNOWSTORM.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Interesting Birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER WAY TO REMIND THEM THEY ARE GETTING OLD The Most Interesting Man In The World

ball so hard

I DONT ALWAYS SIT ON THE BENCH  BUT WHEN I DO I DONT MAKE THE PICTURE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Helens Sammiches

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE SAMMICHES... BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE HELEN IS ON VACATION. The Most Interesting Man In The World

WHEN YOU REMEMBER IT!!

I DON'T USUALLY REMEMBER TO BALANCE THE EQUATIONS BUT WHEN I DO,,, I START WITH THE ELEMENTS ONLY TOUGH MEN CAN HANDLE....O-H  The Most Interesting Man In The World

PHONE TAKEN AWAY

I DON'T ALWAYS GET MY PHONE TAKEN AWAY BUT WHEN I DO, ITS WHEN EVERYONE FUCKING SENDS ME CRAP The Most Interesting Man In The World

R.I.P facebook posts

I DON'T ALWAYS POST ON FACEBOOK  BUT WHEN I DO SOMONE FAMOUS I DONT KNOW DIED! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Redbird Football Team

I DON'T ALWAYS WIN FOOTBALL GAMES BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AT HOME The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Smarmiest Man in the world

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE COMPLIMENTS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE PARTICULARLY UNCTUOUS The Most Interesting Man In The World

OK fine

I HEAR MY 2 CENTS IS WORTH $37 IN CHANGE... WHY BOTHER WORKING THEN. The Most Interesting Man In The World