The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Drunkard

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO... PEOPLE TEND TO DO THE SAME The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always get engaged...

I DON'T ALWAYS GET ENGAGED BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE IN THE MARINES, IN ANOTHER STATE, AND WANT TO WAIT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Loner Forever

I'M NOT ALWAYS A LONER- WAIT I'M ALWAYS A LONER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Common Sense.

I DON'T ALWAYS WIN AWARDS.... BUT WHEN I DO I SUCK LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION. The Most Interesting Man In The World

White Rasta

I DON'T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND WHAT DAMIAN MARLEY IS SAYING BUT WHEN I DO, I SING ALONG WITH A JAMAICAN ACCENT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always miss my Ducky!

I DON'T ALWAYS MISS MY DUCKY! OH WAIT...YES I DO! The Most Interesting Man In The World

chris benoit

I DON'T ALWAYS NEED A BABY SITTER  BUT WHEN I DO I CALL CHRIS BENOIT The Most Interesting Man In The World

detroit choke

I DON'T ALWAYS BLOW A 3-1 LEAD, BUT WHEN I DO, I PLAY FOR THE DETROIT RED WINGS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Did Equis Dude Says

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO ROCK 94 BUT WHEN I DO, I HEAR THE SAME SONGS EVERY TIME. The Most Interesting Man In The World

And that's a fact!

I DON'T ALWAYS SEE YOUR MANS BUTT BUT WHEN I DO, I GET AN ERECTION The Most Interesting Man In The World