The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always...

I DON'T ALWAYS GET MOST OF THE VOTES BUT WHEN I DO,I DON'T The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not the only one out there...

I DONT ALWAYS WASH MY SHEETS BUT WHEN I DO, I FORGET ABOUT THEM UNTIL I GET IN BED The Most Interesting Man In The World

NOT REALLY SORRY

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY I'M SORRY BUT WHEN I DO, I CROSS MY FINGERS BEHIND MY BACK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Tax Prep

I MAY NOT ALWAYS PREPARE RETURNS . . .  . . . BUT WHEN I DO, I USE THE CHECKLIST! The Most Interesting Man In The World

THE MOST NOBLE GAS STATION WORKER IN THE WORLD

I DON'T ALWAYS WORK AT A GAS STATION BUT WHEN I DO, I SAVE WOMEN FROM MURDERERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cuando vas al cine....

CUANDO VOY AL CINE, NO SIEMPRE COMPRO PALOMITAS PERO, CUANDO LO HAGO, ME LAS ACABO ANTES DE QUE EMPIECE LA PELÍCULA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Never Fails

I DON'T ALWAYS FEEL YOUNG BUT WHEN I DO AARP SENDS ME MEMBERSHIP PAPERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Andrew Patrick

I DON'T ALWAYS WIN MY DIVISION BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S USUALLY BECAUSE IT'S THE SHITTIEST DIVISION IN THE HISTORY OF FANTASY FOOTBALL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Crack Pre work out

I DONT ALWAYS TRY CRACK BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT PIZZA IMMEDIATELY AFTER The Most Interesting Man In The World

DHFS LULZZ

I DON'T ALWAYS PAY FOR GAZEBOS  BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I GET RIPPED OFF The Most Interesting Man In The World