The Most Interesting Man In The World

Every Damn Time

I DON'T ALWAYS GET RELIGIOUSLY INSPIRED TO WRITE MY NOVEL BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TEN MINUTES BEFORE MY SHIFT STARTS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Blatantly obvious

I DON'T ALWAYS GET AN ERROR ON THE PHOTOCOPIER, BUT WHEN I DO, I ASK FOR HELP INSTEAD OF JUST CHECKING IF THERE'S PAPER. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The photocopier

I DON'T ALWAYS GET AN ERROR MESSAGE ON THE PHOTOCOPIER BUT WHEN I DO, I ASK SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD OF  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Relax dude

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO RELAX, THIS IS NOT MY BLOOD'S FACEBOOK PAGE WAIT...YES I DO!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

chicken sammich

I DON'T ALWAYS CRAVE CHICK-FIL-A. BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ON SUNDAY. The Most Interesting Man In The World

When someone tells a joke about me

 COOL STORY BRO The Most Interesting Man In The World

fukck off

I DON'T ALWAYS FUCK WOMEN BUT WHEN I DO, I USE CONDOMS The Most Interesting Man In The World

i love condoms

I DON'T USUALLY USE CONDOMS BUT AT LEAST I PULL OUT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

haha red hog

I DONT ALWAYS SEE A RED HOG  BUT WHEN I DO I RUN ALWAY  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use modus ponens

I DON'T ALWAYS USE MODUS PONENS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S VALID The Most Interesting Man In The World