The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm the man!

OF COURSE. I'M YOUR MAN. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Whipped by a toddler..

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A T.V. OR COMPUTER IN MY HOUSE RUNNING ALL DAY LONG BUT WHEN I DO, I GET STUCK WATCHING KID SHOWS THE ENTIRE TIME. The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't usually drink.

I DON'T USUALLY DRINK...  UNTIL I NEED A SCAPEGOAT TO DO SOMETHING REALLY REALLY DUMB The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't usually

I DON'T USUALLY COMMENT ON LYDIA'S STATUS BUT WHEN I DO, MY COMMENTS ARE AWESOME The Most Interesting Man In The World

I actually said this to my boyfriend yesterday.

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MY BED BUT WHEN I DO I'M EXPECTING SEX. The Most Interesting Man In The World

TRY MY WINE  I PROMISE IT'LL MAKE YOUR DICK SMALLER The Most Interesting Man In The World

fucking coworkers

IT ISN'T ALWAYS MY SHIFT PARTNER'S WEEK TO CLEAN THE OFFICE BUT WHEN IT IS, SHE TAKES A VACATION DAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

don't always write on walls

I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE ON SOMEONES FACEBOOKWALL BUT WHEN I DO, I WISH THEM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

I love you post

I DON'T ALWAYS POST ON MY GIRL FRIENDS WALL.. ..BUT WHEN I DO.. I SAY I LOVE YOU! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Real Talk

PLEASE, TELL ME AGAIN HOW I AM A PIECE OF SHIT BECAUSE I DONT THINK AND ACT LIKE YOU.  REMIND ME OF HOW STUPID I AM TO BE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.... The Most Interesting Man In The World