The Most Interesting Man In The World

A little dip would be nice.

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT, I PREFER CHIPS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Shots, when my team is losing

I HAVE LIMITED EXPERIENCE WITH MY TEAM LOSING... BUT WHEN THEY DO I TAKE SHOTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

phone msg

I DON'T ALWAYS GET EMAILS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FROM NIGERIAN PRINCES The Most Interesting Man In The World

shuffle music

I DON'T ALWAYS SHUFFLE MY MUSIC BUT WHEN I DO, I REALIZE I HATE ALL OF MY SONGS The Most Interesting Man In The World

horrors aaa

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH HORRORS AT NIGHT BUT WHEN I DO, I WATCH DISNEY MOVIES UNTIL 4AM TO CALM MYSELF The Most Interesting Man In The World

work

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE HOMEWORK  BUT WHEN I DO, I PROCRASTINATE The Most Interesting Man In The World

No pity for the kitty

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO U OF A GRADS BUT WHEN I DO I SAY YES, I WILL HAVE FRIES WITH THAT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

banda maravillosa

NO SIEMPRE ESCUCHO BANDA PERO CUANDO ESCUCHO ES BANDA MARAVILLOSA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Vocabulary and Grammar

I DON'T ALWAYS USE HIGHFALUTIN' STATEMENTS BUT WHEN I DO, I GOOGLE AND MS WORD GRAMMAR CHECK  IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

microwaving leftovers

I DON'T ALWAYS MICRAWOVE MY LEFTOVERS BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS PULL OUT THE PLATE SECONDS BEFORE THE BUZZER GOES OFF The Most Interesting Man In The World