The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sister fucker

I DONT ALWAYS USE PHRASES LIKE

Driving To Work With No Gas

I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE MY WIFE'S CAR TO WORK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ALWAYS OUT OF GAS The Most Interesting Man In The World

GIFT FTW

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE GIFTS BUT WHEN I DO, I FREAK OUT The Most Interesting Man In The World

JOES CHOICE

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK CINNAMON WHISKEY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S SIN FIRE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always ask for links

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK FOR LINKS BUT WHEN I DO, I'M VERY POLITE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

so many names

ALTHOUGH I DO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT

so many words

ALTHOUGH I DO KNOW EVERYTHING I NEVER KNEW IT HAD SO MANY NAMES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Russ Smith

I DON'T AWAYS SCORE 36 POINTS BUT WHEN I DO WE LOSE BY 9.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Emoticons on facebook

I DON'T ALWAYS USE EMOTICONS ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO THEY HAVE NO POINT AT ALL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fat joke fail

I DONT ALWAYS MAKE A FAT JOKE.  BUT WHEN I DO, I END UP LOOKING LIKE A DOUCHE The Most Interesting Man In The World