The Most Interesting Man In The World

every single f****ing time

I DON'T ALWAYS POST ON 9GAG BUT WHEN I DO, COMMENTS ARE FUNNIER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Knows something

WHEN I FIND TIME TO READ I DO SO AT THE DENISON PUBLIC LIBRARY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Salty dinner

I DON'T ALWAYS SALT OUR FOOD... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WAAAAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always vomit

I DON'T ALWAYS VOMIT AFTER DRINKING, BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE IT'S ALL OVER MYSELF The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oh man! Omy!!!

I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE AT ROSHAMBO... BUT WHEN I DO, I HAVE TO GET MARRIED! The Most Interesting Man In The World

don't do it

I DON'T ALWAYS USE THE WORK 'DINK' ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T The Most Interesting Man In The World

Active Duty

I DON'T ALWAYS POST ABOUT MYSELF BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I AM GOING ACTIVE DUTY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Blog Ranting Rules

I DON'T USUALLY RANT, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S A REALLY LONG ASS POST IN WHICH I TRY TO MAKE MANY VALID POINTS ABOUT WHY SOMETHING MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE AT ALL TO ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Summy's sorry

SUMMERTYME, ISN'T ALWAYS SORRY........ BUT, WHEN SHE IS IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S BEING A BITCH! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Poop in Public

I DON'T ALWAYS LET MY DOG POOP IN PUBLIC BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN MY NEIGHBORS TRASH CAN The Most Interesting Man In The World