The Most Interesting Man In The World

Only in America

 IN AFRICA, SOMEONE SHOOTS A LION AND ITS THE SHOOTER'S FAULT.  IN AMERICA, A PERSON SHOOTS ANOTHER, AND ITS THE GUN'S FAULT...       HMMMM....  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I make people cry

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you're right

 NOW THAT WILL BE TRUE The Most Interesting Man In The World

When cuz forgets your bday

I DONT ALWAYS POST B'DAY WISHES,   BUT, WHEN I DO....ITS A DAY (OR2) LATE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday Dan

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Sometimes I squeak out a fart

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Stay free, my friends

I DON'T ALWAYS PREFER A LIMITED GOVERNMENT THAT LOOKS OUT FOR MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS BUT WHEN I DO, I VOTE REPUBLICAN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hult Society of Banking

I DO NOT ALWAYS JOIN THE SOCIETIES  BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE IT'S HULT SOCIETY OF BANKING The Most Interesting Man In The World

Red poop

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That guy

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