The Most Interesting Man In The World

Give me a number

I DON'T ALWAYS RECEIVE NUMBERS BUT WHEN I DO,I SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

WORKOUT REASONS

I DON`T ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD REASONS TO WORK OUT BUT WHEN I DO, IT`S EYEBROWS The Most Interesting Man In The World

REASONS TO WORK OUT

I DON`T ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD REASON TO WORK OUT BUT WHEN I DO- IT`S EYEBROWS The Most Interesting Man In The World

No Shave November

I DONT ALWAYS GROW A BEARD IN NOVEMBER BUT WHEN I DO, IT PUTS MY PHONE IN AIRPLANE MODE HALFWAY THROUGH A CALL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Take the dishes

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE THE DISHES BUT WHEN I DO... I DON'T The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ahh Cannibalism

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT HUMANS BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE THEY ARE INFANTS AND ELDERLY WITH PROMISE IN THEIR LIFE TO END ALL WAR OR CURE THE MOST HORRIFFIC EPIDEMICS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

the art of being a bitch

    I DONT ALWAYS WIN RACES     BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ONCE AND THEN I NEVER RACE AGAIN. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always listen to Stone Temple Pilots..

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO STONE TEMPLE PILOTS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WITH SCOTT WEILAND The Most Interesting Man In The World

Feeder Teemo

I DO NOT ALWAYS FEED, BUT WHEN I DO I PLAY TEEMO The Most Interesting Man In The World

THE MOST DANGEROUS KISS IN THE WORLD

I DON'T ALWAYS GET KISSED BY WOMEN BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT LITERALLY HAPPENS EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY The Most Interesting Man In The World