The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rice Burner

I DON'T ALWAYS WAKE UP AT 4AM BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I LIVE NEXT TO A RICEBURNER WITH A FAULTY CAR ALARM. The Most Interesting Man In The World

THE MOST DANGEROUS HEADBUTT IN THE WORLD

I DON'T ALWAYS GET INJURED HEADBUTTING MY ENEMIES BUT WHEN I DO, SAID ENEMIES GO DOWN LIKE BITCHES The Most Interesting Man In The World

The real Interwebs

I DON'T ALWAYS LIE... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ON THE INTERNET AND ABOUT SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENING TO ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Joys of College Life

I DON'T ALWAYS CLEAN MY ROOM BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FOR ROOM CHECKS AND THE RA IS COMING IN 30 MINUTES The Most Interesting Man In The World

I am god

I  DON'T ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT PEOPLES BIRTHDAYS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S JASONS'S The Most Interesting Man In The World

On fire

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT JALAPENOS BUT WHEN I DO, I SHIT TOBASCO FOR A DAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

wife beater

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO I BEAT MY WIFE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Coming from a small town it's a nightmare.

I DON'T ALWAYS GO GET MY CAR STATE INSPECTED ,BUT WHEN I DO SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE IN TOWN The Most Interesting Man In The World

WASHBURN PUSSY

I DONT ALWAYS QUIT ON MY TEAM BUT WHEN I DO, MY TUMMY ACHES The Most Interesting Man In The World

UTEP PUSSIES

I DON'T ALWAYS QUIT ON MY TEAM... BUT WHEN I DO, MY TUMMY ACHES. The Most Interesting Man In The World