The Most Interesting Man In The World

HIRING PEOPLE

WE DON'T ALWAYS HIRE PEOPLE BUT WHEN WE DO WE MAKE SURE THEY ARE BLOODY COOL The Most Interesting Man In The World

running fucks

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE A FUCK  BUT WHEN I DO , IT SEEMS TO RUN AWAY ..  The Most Interesting Man In The World

PROJECT FAIL

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE RANDOM PROJECT NAMES BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I CAN'T FIND THEM AGAIN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Kercado is a phony

NO TODOS LOS DIAS COJO ENTRENAMIENTOS TACTICOS PERO CUANDO LO HAGO PROCURO NO COJERLOS EN PHOENIX MILITARY The Most Interesting Man In The World

party on

I DON'T USUALLY PARTY FOR 7 DAYS STRAIGHT BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WITH GISSELLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Non-Smoking Section

I DON'T ALWAYS SMOKE CIGARS, BUT WHEN I DO I'M WATCHING AN ANTI-SMOKING PSA. The Most Interesting Man In The World

SO FUNNY WOW

    I DON'T ALWAYS SEE RED BUT WHEN I DO, I KNOW I MUST BE DEAD The Most Interesting Man In The World

Laziest Man in the World

I DON'T ALWAYS TURN OFF THE KEURIG, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE THE BLUE LIGHT IS FLASHING AND I'M TOO LAZY TO FILL IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

vajooper classy

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO AIR MY VAJOOPER BUT WHEN I DO ITS CLASSY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bag of dicks

I'M NOT ALWAYS A GREAT BIG BACK OF DICKS BUT WHEN I AM I  DO IT TO TONY AND GIVE HIM ANGER! The Most Interesting Man In The World