The Most Interesting Man In The World

Where's my wave?

I DON'T ALWAYS LET PEOPLE CUT IN FRONT OF ME IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC BUT WHEN I DO I EXPECT A FUCKING COURTESY WAVE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

College Essays

I DON'T ALWAYS GET A GOOD GRADE IN MY COLLEGE ESSAYS BUT WHEN I DO THE ESSAY IS COMPOSED OF UTTER BULLSHIT  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ball So Hard

I DON'T ALWAYS BALL SO HARD JUST KIDDING! I ALWAYS DO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dinner party invite

I AM THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD BUT WHEN YOU COME TO THIS DINNER PARTY, IT IS YOU WHO SHALL DECIDEDLY TRIUMPH OVER I IN A FONDUE-THEMED WRESTLING MATCH TO TAKE THE TITLE FROM ME. YOU'LL WIN AT FONDU, AS YOU ARE QUITE SMOOTH The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pretty boy!

I DON'T ALWAYS LOOK PRETTY... ....BUT WHEN I DO..I LOOK WAY BETTER THAN THIS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always write JAVA

I DONT ALWAYS WRITE JAVA BUT WHEN I DO, FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO A-BAR, BUT WHEN I DO I GO IN, FUCK SHIT UP, AND GO OUT. SIMPLE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Man!

WHEN IT'S UNCLE DON'S BIRTHDAY  I DON'T NEED TO REMIND HIM

Dos Equis Bitch Please

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK DOS EQUIS SO WHEN I DRINK I DRINK TECAAAATE The Most Interesting Man In The World

rhetorical analysis

I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE A RHETORICAL ANALYSIS BUT WHEN I DO, I ARGUE THAT THE AUTHOR WAS INEFFECTIVE The Most Interesting Man In The World