The Most Interesting Man In The World

For all struggling Freshman

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE AN ABSOLUTE ADVANTAGE OVER MY FRIEND... BUT WHEN I DO IT'S IN FAILED CLASSES The Most Interesting Man In The World

When I ring bells for kettles.

I DON'T ALWAYS RING BELLS FOR KETTLE SEASON BUT WHEN I DO, I ABUSE THAT HEATER THEY GIVE ME! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Puking COllin

I DON'T ALWAYS PUKE ON BEDS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S COLLIN'S The Most Interesting Man In The World

Apartments are killers

I DON'T ALWAYS ROB APARTMENTS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S 317 The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mosh dayman batda3thar

MOSH DAYMAN BATDA3THAR  BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE IT HURTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

I know more than you think

OH YES, EMILY OH YES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Roll Tide

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER BUT WHEN I DO I YELL

My Luck

I DON'T ALWAYS BET AGAINST UCLA BUT WHEN I DO THEY WIN.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always bet against UCLA

 BUT WHEN I DO THEY WIN The Most Interesting Man In The World

I may not know everything, what I do know Obama is a Muslim.

  The Most Interesting Man In The World