The Most Interesting Man In The World

jeeves interesting man

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK JEEVES BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE IT'S THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE QUESTION I CAN THINK OF. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Contrary Motion

I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE PARALLEL MOTION, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S IN THE MOST OBVIOUS PLACE POSSIBLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

The cloud

I DON'T ALWAYS WORK ON THE COMPUTER BUT WHEN I DO, I SAVE IT IN THE CLOUD The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't ALWAYS whine when I'm riding an Amtrak train

I DON'T ALWAYS WHINE WHEN I RIDE AN AMTRAK TRAIN... BUT, WHEN I DO, IT SOUNDS LIKE,

National stalker association

THE NSA TAPPED ME BEFORE IT WAS COOL I CALL THEM THE NATIONAL STALKER ASSOCIATION The Most Interesting Man In The World

loses her damn stick

CARLA BLEVINS DONT ALWAYS LOSE HER VAPOR STICK, BUT WHEN SHE DOES, SHE CUSSES LIKE A SAILOR The Most Interesting Man In The World

back yard racers

I DONT ALWAYS WELD ON REAR ENDS BUT WHEN I DO I SMEAR THE WELD ON 4 BRACKETS IN THE KIT  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dubstep on ice

I DON'T ALWAYS FALL ON ICE... BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE UP NEW DUBSTEP DANCE MOVES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bus Driver Farts

I DON'T ALWAYS FART ON MY BUS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S RIGHT BEFORE I PICK UP A HOT CHICK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Life handing you lemons

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE PROBLEMS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ALWAYS BLOW UP IN MY FACE RIGHT BEFORE A TEST The Most Interesting Man In The World