The Most Interesting Man In The World

Part-time Work

I DON'T ALWAYS WORK BUT WHEN I DO, I GET STUCK WITH WEEKEND SHIFTS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't Always Carry a Suitcase

I DON'T ALWAYS CARRY A SUITCASE BUT WHEN I DO, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOTTEN MORE ACTION THAN YOU The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't Always Get Injured

I DON' ALWAYS GET INJURED ON THE FIELD BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S A SEASON ENDER The Most Interesting Man In The World

happy monday!!!

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE MONDAYS OFF WORK BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't Always Get Hair Transplants

I DON'T ALWAYS GET HAIR TRANSPLANTS BUT WHEN I DO, DONALD TRUMP GETS ANGRY The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't Always Eat Chips

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT POTATO CHIPS BUT WHEN I DO, I LOOK LIKE AN ADDICT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Come out come out where ever you are!

I DON'T ALWAYS HIDE OUT, BUT WHEN I DO, I LIKE TO HEAR PEOPLE YELL...KNOCKA KNOCKA BEESIDE! STAY SEARCHING MY FRIENDS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I shit in your general direction

I DON'T ALWAYS BEAT MY DIVISION RIVALS BUT WHEN I DO, I SHIT ALL OVER THEIR FACE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Vote Joey and Emilie

I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE BUT WHEN I DO, I VOTE JOEMILIE The Most Interesting Man In The World

ENROLLMENT is fun

I DON'T ALWAYS ENROLL BUT WHEN I DO, I HAVE TO WALK THROUGH MORDOR, WAIT FOR SASUKE TO COME BACK TO KONOHA, CATCH ALL THE POKEMON, AND DEFEAT CHUCK NORRIS.  The Most Interesting Man In The World