The Most Interesting Man In The World

Most Interesting Man in the World

I DON'T ALWAYS USE PUBLIC BATHROOMS BUT WHEN I DO, I PUT TOILET PAPER ON THE SEATS SO I DON'T SHARE ASS GERMS WITH THE OTHER CUSTOMERS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most Interesting Man in the World

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE FREE TOOTHPICKS BUT WHEN I DO, ITS BECAUSE I'M OUT OF GUM AND I NEED TO CHEW SOMETHING TO LOOK COOL The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most Interesting Man in the World

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S JUST SO THE LIQUOR I DRINK LATER WILL FUCK ME UP EVEN MORE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most Interesting Man in the World

I DON'T ALWAYS SCRATCH MOSQUITO BITES ON MY ANKLE BUT WHEN I DO, I USE THE BIG TOE OF MY OTHER FOOT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Auditation ^_^

I DON'T ALWAYS AUDIT MISSTATEMENTS, BUT WHEN I DO... ...I MAKE SURE THEY ARE MATERIAL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Jesus Christ

I DON'T ALWAYS ADMIT TO NOT BEING THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD. BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE OF JESUS CHRIST The Most Interesting Man In The World

Jesus Christ

THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD? JESUS CHRIST The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dos Equis Dude

WHEN IT'S BABALOU'S  BIRTHDAY, I REMIND HIM TO

Pep Band Sass

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY VOLLEYBALL... BUT WHEN I DO, I PLAY BETTER THAN TENNESSEE TECH! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Desperate for Ad Clicks

I DON'T ALWAYS NOTICE ADS ABOVE THE FOLD... BUT WHEN I DO, I CLICK EVERY DAMN ONE I SEE. The Most Interesting Man In The World