The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm scary and I know it......

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH SCARY MOVIES,   BUT WHEN I DO, I WATCH CARTOONS AFTERWARDS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Soo many concerts

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO CONCERTS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S TO SEE THE BEST. BANDS. EVER The Most Interesting Man In The World

School situation

I DON'T ALWAYS EXPEL PEOPLE  BUT, WHEN I DO, DEUCES!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay un-healthy my friends.

I DO NOT USUALLY TRICK OR TREAT BUT WHEN I DO, I GET DIABETES AFTERWORDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS WORRY ABOUT ABOUT LOSING MY JOB BUT WHEN I DO, I QUIT AS A PRE-EMPTIVE COUNTER-ATTACK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Most frustrating because normally, I have a terrible memory. And it just defeats the purpose.

I DONT ALWAYS SET UP A REMINDER ON MY PHONE, BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS REMEMBER WHAT I WAS GONNA REMIND MYSELF ABOUT BEFORE THE ALARM DOES. The Most Interesting Man In The World

#goldfishincondoms

I DON'T ALWAYS USE CONDOMS BUT WHEN I DO, I PUT A GOLDFISH IN IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Floor Decorations Meme

I DON'T ALWAYS REPORT THINGS TO THE RA BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I KNOW THEY WORKED HARD ON DECORATIONS TO MAKE OUR FLOOR LOOK GOOD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Teorias de Paulo Rodrigues

PAULO:'CHEGO A UMA FINAL HEROICAMENTE TROCANDO TODA A MINHA EQUIPA NO DOMINGO...' MAS PERDE, NUMA FINAL EXTREMAMENTE COMPETITIVA POR 7-1-0 The Most Interesting Man In The World

UGA FSU hater

I DON'T OFTEN SPEAK TO UGA OR FSU FANS  BUT WHEN I DO I ORDER LARGE FRIES The Most Interesting Man In The World