The Most Interesting Man In The World

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Being international

I DON'T ALWAYS MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY FOR A SMALL PERIOD OF TIME BUT WHEN I DO, I COME BACK HOME WITH THE MOST RACIST STORIES TO TELL The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS DRESS LIKE A MUMMY ON HALLOWEEN BUT WHEN I DO I HAVE THE CASHIER AT CVS PHARMACYBWRAP ME IN MY SINGLE 25 FOOT RECEIPT The Most Interesting Man In The World

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Not always thirsty!

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