The Most Interesting Man In The World

Suing Kids

I DONT USUALLY SUE CHILDREN BUT WHEN I DO... I MAKE DAMN SURE THEY'RE CONTRIBUTORILY NEGLIGENT The Most Interesting Man In The World

lol my nigga

I DONT ALWAYS SMACK A BITCH BUT WHEN I DO ITS CAUSE I HAVE A FEELING AND SHIT AND IT MIGHT BE WORTH IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always speak to Florida fans but when I do

 I TELL THEM TO PUT MY CAR IN A SHADED AREA. The Most Interesting Man In The World

phone fun

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND FOR AN HOUR ON THE PHONE BUT WHEN I DO I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE GROWN BREASTS AND A FULLY FUNCTIONING VAGINA ONCE ITS OVER The Most Interesting Man In The World

PHONE FUN

I DONT ALWAYS TALK TO MY GIRFRIEND ON THE PHONE FOR AN HOUR BUT WHEN I DO I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE GROW BREASTS AND A FULLY FUNCTIONAL VAGINA ONCE ITS OVER The Most Interesting Man In The World

phone fun

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND ON THE PHONE FOR AN HOUR BUT WHEN I DO IM PRETTY SURE I HAVE GROWN BREAST AND A FULLY FUNCTIONAL VAGINA ONCE ITS OVER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Phone Fun

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND FOR AN HOUR ON THE PHONE BUT WHEN I DO I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE GROWN A BREASTS AND FULLY FUNCTIONING VAGINA ONCE ITS OVER The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most Glamourous Man in the World

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE GLAMOUR SHOTS... BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE STARING LONGINGLY INTO THE DISTANCE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lose three toenails and collapse at the finish line.

I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE THREE TOENAILS AND COLLAPSE AT THE FINISH LINE. BUT WHEN I DO I BQ WITH 10 SECONDS TO SPARE The Most Interesting Man In The World

The league insult

I DON'T ALWAYS USE .22LR HOLLOW POINTS DURING LEAGUE BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY. STAY ON TARGET MY FRIENDS. The Most Interesting Man In The World