The Most Interesting Man In The World

Occam's Razor

I DON'T ALWAYS USE OCCAM'S RAZOR BUT WHEN I DO, IT INVARIABLY NICKS MY BACK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TO TRACEY  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always say "Good mornin"

BUT WHEN I DO SAY IT BACK The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always say good morning

BUT WHEN I DO SAY IT BACK!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dont drink and drive

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T DRIVE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Loose a weather shield

I DON'T ALWAYS LOOSE A WEATHER SHIELD BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE IT'S SOMEWHERE BETWEEN BRISBANE AND MACKAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hitting 400

I DON'T USUALLY MAKE MEMES... BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS TO HELP HIT 400. The Most Interesting Man In The World

stevo i dont givve a shit

I DON'T ALWAYS DATE GIRLS FOR 3 HOURS BUT WHEN I DO  I LUV U BB GURL U R MI LIFE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Alcohol Stamina Dumps

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL  BUT WHEN I DO I PACE MYSELF WITH STAMINA DUMPS The Most Interesting Man In The World

TNA for sale

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING COMPANIES BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE IT'S BEEN RUN INTO THE GROUND BY DIXIE CARTER, HULK HOGAN AND ERIC BISCHOFF The Most Interesting Man In The World