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No and again no

I DON'T ALWAYS SWEAR ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ABOUT THE RED SOX The Most Interesting Man In The World

Poor parenting

LEAVING YOUR KIDS ALONE AT NIGHT TO GO DRINKING.  IS JUST AS PATHETIC AS HOSTING THEM A KEG PARTY.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

lol im bad

I DONT ALWAYS SUCK ON BOOBS BUT WHEN I DO  THEY BELONG TO LAURA CAUSE SHE WOKE UP ON WRONG SIDE OF THE BED The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ironic Brain Fog

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE POTS ATTACKS...  BUT WHEN I DO, I FORGET TO LAY DOWN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Best beef steak ever

I DON'T OFTEN MAKE BEEF STEAK BUT WHEN I DO, I JUST BROWN IT RATHER SHORTLY IN A PAN AND THEN PUT IT INTO THE OVEN FOR ABOUT 50 MINUTES AT 90°C The Most Interesting Man In The World

boneless chicken

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT BONELESS CHICKEN BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WITH BACON OR SAUSAGE The Most Interesting Man In The World

McCormick Hall Fire Drills

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE FIRE DRILLS, BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AT 3 A.M. The Most Interesting Man In The World

True story

I DONT ALWAYS GET LOST BUT WHEN I DO IM LATE FOR A WEDDING The Most Interesting Man In The World

Most Interesting Chef In the World

I DON'T ALWAYS COOK BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE CRAZY EPIC SHIT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sarah Holmes

I DON'T ALWAYS GET MENTIONED IN A COMMENT. BUT WHEN I DO, ITS USUALLY BY SARAH. The Most Interesting Man In The World