The Most Interesting Man In The World

100% above average

I DON'T ALWAYS USE AVERAGES BUT WHEN I DO, 100% IS ABOVE IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always leave my friends behind but when I do it's because my friends don't dance and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine.

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always leave my friends behind but when I do it's because my friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine.

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

To that one parent...

YOU THINK YOU'RE CHILD IS A GENIUS  BUT THEY'RE BARELY ON GRADE LEVEL The Most Interesting Man In The World

broken foot

I DON'T ALWAYS BREAK A FOOT, BUT WHEN I DO.. IT'S DURING DREAMFORCE The Most Interesting Man In The World

broken foot

I DON'T ALWAYS BREAK A FOOT, BUT WHEN I DO.. IT'S DURING DREAMFORCE The Most Interesting Man In The World

when a longer break is needed..

I DON'T  ALWAYS USE THE BATHROOM   AT WORK. WHEN I DO I PLAY ANGRY BIRDS FOR 30 MINS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Broke college students

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE GROCERY MONEY BUT WHEN I DO, I SPEND IT AT THE BAR The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pumpkin haters

I DON'T ALWAYS DESPISE PUMPKIN, BUT WHEN I DO, I LIKE CHUNKIN' PUMPKINS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dan's birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS, BUT I NEVER FORGET DAN HORNFECK'S SPECIAL DAY! The Most Interesting Man In The World