The Most Interesting Man In The World

SCREAM SICKNESS

I DON'T ALWAYS GET SICK BUT WHEN I DO IT'S HAUNT SEASON The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fuck you Peter

I DONT ALWAYS COMMUNICATE WITH MEMES BUT WHEN I DO ITS TO PISS OF MY FAG FRIEND The Most Interesting Man In The World

St. Louis stop

I DONT ALWAYS STOP AT STOPS SIGNS.... BUT WHEN I DO IT'S TO SET UP FOR A GOOD HOLESHOT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Birthday invite house warming party

I DON'T ALWAYS THROW A COMBINED HOUSEWARMING/BIRTHDAY PARTY BUT WHEN I DO, I INVITE YOU The Most Interesting Man In The World

The most interesting scooper

I DON'T ALWAYS SCOOP GREAT DANE POO BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WITH MY GIRL, MOLLY The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Ideal Spokesman

YES, WHO BETTER TO ENDORSE DOS EQUIS BEER THAN A HOMELESS MAN WHO SMELLS LIKE CAT PEE The Most Interesting Man In The World

"Big Barn Jam"

I DONT ALWAYS KICK UP MY BOOT HEELS UNLESS CLAY ALSTON IS IN TOWN !!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bassmaster Brady

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY BASS, BUT WHEN I DO, I TAKE LESSONS FROM BRADY PATTERSON The Most Interesting Man In The World

funny joke

WAS THAT A JOKE? ITS MORE OF AN ADVICE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

CS Major 2

I DON'T ALWAYS USE '==' TO TEST FOR EQUALITY BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE THE VARIABLES ON EACH SIDE ONLY REFER TO PRIMITIVE DATA TYPES The Most Interesting Man In The World