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GPPC Chili Cook-off

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT CHILI BUT WHEN I DO, I GO TO GUILFORD PARK'S CHILI COOK-OFF The Most Interesting Man In The World

Camp Gladiator Burpees

JAKE I DON'T ALWAYS DO BURPEEA BUT WHEN I DO, I DO AS MANY AS I CAN IN 6 MINUTES The Most Interesting Man In The World

haters gonna hate

I DON'T HATE ALL MEAT EATERS ... JUST THE ONES STILL BREATHIG. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Trojan Condoms

I'M NOT ALWAYS FOLLOWED OUT OF A NIGHTCLUB BY WOMEN BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS I LIKE TO BE PREPARED The Most Interesting Man In The World

College Fail

I DON'T ALWAYS FAIL A COLLEGE COURSE BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS MASS COMMUNICATIONS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Just Got A Big Muff

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE THE BATTERIES OUT OF MY SMOKE ALARMS, BUT WHEN I DO I USE THEM TO POWER MY EFFECTS PEDALS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK A BUCKET OF HOMEBREW  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WITH JEREMY CROCKER. The Most Interesting Man In The World

cathy what are u thinking

CALL ME CRAZY BUT THATS WIFEY MATERIAL IF SHE GETS RID OF THE TEETH The Most Interesting Man In The World

Forever scarred

I DON'T ALWAYS FUCK CHICKENS BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE IT'S ON YOUR BIRTHDAY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cyn L is swell

I DON'T ALWAYS CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS AND GO OUT. BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WITH CYN L, CAUSE SHE'S A GOOD FUCKING TIME! The Most Interesting Man In The World