The Most Interesting Man In The World

Magic

I DON'T ALWAYS SIGN ON 'GET DOWN FRIENDS AND FAMILY', BUT WHEN I DO, I LAUGH MY ASS OFF! STAY THIRTY MY FRIEND! The Most Interesting Man In The World

FSU sucks

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE FSU OH WAIT YES, I ALWAYS HATE FSU The Most Interesting Man In The World

Come to think of it...

I DONT USUALLY ROOT FOR THE VIKINGS... BUT WHEN I DO...ITS AGAINST THE 49ERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Union benefits

I DON'T ALWAYS GET PAID OVERTIME  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I BELONG TO A UNION The Most Interesting Man In The World

Auburn Ducks

REALLY AUBURN?? LOSING AT HALFTIME TO THIS TEAM???? The Most Interesting Man In The World

100 CRAXY 100

I DONT NORMALLY DO RELATIONSHIPS BUT WHEN I DO IM 100 HARD ALL THE WAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont do powerpoints

I DON'T ALWAYS DO POWERPOINT PRESENTATIONS BUT WHEN I DO, I PUT MEMES ON IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

give a fuuuuck

I DONT ALWAYS SMOKE IN NON SMOKING AREAS BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE THERE IS AN ELDERLY PERSON ON OXYGEN The Most Interesting Man In The World

hahahaha ommo

I DONT ALWAYS REMEMBER MY MOMS NUMBER BUT WHEN I DO 7185781378 The Most Interesting Man In The World

take my ipod

I DONT ALWAYS STRANGLE PEOPLE AFTER MORNING SEX BUT WHEN I DO, THEY TOOK MY FRIENDS IPOD The Most Interesting Man In The World