The Most Interesting Man In The World

my lovely

I DONT ALWAYS HANG OUT WITH BAD ASS BITCHES BUT WHEN I DO, HER NAME IS MELISSA, NOW PUT HER BEER DOWN OR SHE WILL SLAP YOU The Most Interesting Man In The World

stay pats fan's my friends

IF I'M GOING TO CHEAT  I'M GOING WITH THE PATRIOTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH PEOPLE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT I WANTED TO FAST BEFORE GRUMPY CAT GOT A CHANCE TO PUT YOU DOWN The Most Interesting Man In The World

mike ellis

I DONT ALWAYS WATCH VIDEOS OF SEXY WOMEN IN ROBES DANCING. BUT WHEN I DO.. IT'S REALLY A FAT GUY DANCING IN A THONG. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Time for a new stunt

I THINK THAT I WILL  JUMP OFF A BRIDGE 100FT ABOVE THE RIVER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Scumbag firedrills

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT TO LISTEN TO MICROBIO LECTURES BUT WHEN I DO,THERE'S A SURPRISE FIRE DRILL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pork chops

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S PORK CHOPS & NOT MY DAUGHTERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always get along with your pussy Jen

BUT WHEN I DO I CANT STOP CUMMING I LOVE YOU The Most Interesting Man In The World

Obama light!

I OFTEN DON'T TALK ABOUT JOE BIDEN BUT WHEN I DO I SAY... AFTER 8 YRS OF CATASTROPHE , WHY WOULD YOU WANT AN

The difference ?

I DEDUCE THAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BERNIE SANDERS AND COLONEL SANDERS IS... ONE CREATED A SUCESSFUL BUSINESS AND PUT MONEY IN WORKERS POCKETS AND THE OTHER NEVER HAD A BUSINESS AND TAKES MONEY OUT OF WORKERS POCKETS! The Most Interesting Man In The World