The Most Interesting Man In The World

Gotta light?

I DON'T EVER SMOKE CIGARETTES, BUT IF I DID, IT WOULD BE THE WEEK OF ORGANIZING PRIDE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always slay bitches

BUT WHEN I DO JUST KIDDING I'M TOO OLD FOR THAT  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always slay bitches

BUT WHEN I DON'T  JUST KIDDING I'M TOO TIRED  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I hate football

I DON'T NORMALLY CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL....  BUT TODAY I NEED YOUR HELP! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mikey's brain!!!

I DON'T ALWAYS USE MY BRAIN... ...BUT WHEN I DO, IT ABSORBS THINGS LIKE A SEIVE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mike Llewellyn

I DON'T ALWAYS USE MY BRAIN... BUT WHEN I DO, IT FUNCTIONS LIKE A SEIVE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Asshole asssss

A CUNT YOU SAY? ATLEAST I DON'T FANTASIZE ABOUT WAYNES ASSHOLE. MOST OF THE TIME ANYWAYS.... The Most Interesting Man In The World

RANDALL DOESNT ALWAYS DRINK,

BUT WHEN HE DOES STAY TF OUTTA HIS WAY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sisters kids

I DON'T ALWAYS PICK FAVORITES BUT WHEN I DO,I TAKE THEM TO THE BEACH AND THE MOUNTAINS The Most Interesting Man In The World

GREAT QUOTE FROM A VET RATCHETOLOGY

WHEN A RATCHET STEP TO ME IN THE CLUB I TELL THEM THIS: GO GRAB A SNICKERS AND A SPRITE CUZ YOU THRISTY TRICK The Most Interesting Man In The World