The Most Interesting Man In The World

Connect With Purpose

I DON'T DO SOCIAL UNLESS IT'S GETASSIST! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Working at Night

I DON'T ALWAYS WORK AT NIGHT BUT, WHEN I DO, I PAIR IT WITH A COLD ONE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

No fux

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE NO FUKS BUT WHEN I DO NO FUX WERE GIVEN. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Kid Rock

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO KID ROCK BUT WHEN I DO, SO DO THE NEIGHBORS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cowboys Suck

LORA... IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN...  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fire Your Barber

 #FIREYOURBARBER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Shit's Getting Weird!

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A SUNDAY FUN DAY. BUT WHEN I DO, SHIT GETS WEIRD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Falcon Loser

WHEN I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A LOSER I CHEER FOR THE FALCONS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Trucking in Maryland

I DON'T ALWAYS LEAVE BEHIND GROUND UP RUBBER TRACKS BEHIND ME  BUT WHEN I DO I'M CLIMBING A SIX PERCENT GRADE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ethical Dilemma

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE ETHICS EXAMS BUT WHEN I DO, I PAY SOMEONE TO TAKE THEM FOR ME. The Most Interesting Man In The World