The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have no-shows,

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE NO-SHOWS, BUT WHEN I DO,   I DOUBLE BOOK THEM ! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DONT ALWAYS WISH PEOPLE HAPPY BIRTHDAY

 BUT WHEN I DO IT I DO ITS BECAUSE THERE IS CAKE INVOLVED! The Most Interesting Man In The World

honesty is my best policy

II DON'T NORMALLY MAKE JOKES ABOUT BABIES BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ABOUT THE UGLY ONES The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DONT ALWAYS CLAIM TO KNOW SALESFORCE

 BUT WHEN I DON'T, DON'T CALL ANCA The Most Interesting Man In The World

dps parse

I DONT ALWAYS TROLL TANK THREADS BUT WHEN I DO I POST A 8S DPS PARSE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Friends of a beard

I DON'T ALWAYS SEND FRIEND REQUESTS TO SOMEONE'S BEARD BUT WHEN I DO IT'S PHILLIP THIEL'S The Most Interesting Man In The World

lazy guy over here

I DON'T ALWAYS DO MY HOMEWORK BUT WHEN I DO, WELL...I DON'T The Most Interesting Man In The World

Warm Up Folders

I DON'T ALWAYS COME TO CLASS ON TIME BUT WHEN I DO, I GET MY WARM UP FOLDER The Most Interesting Man In The World

We bear bears

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH WE BEAR BEARS, BUT WHEN I DO, I FIND OUT THAT THEY KNOW MORE ABOUT MEME'S THAN I DO.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

a modern day meme creator

I DONT ALWAYS MAKE A MEME BUT WHEN I DO, I TRY TO BE CREATIVE The Most Interesting Man In The World