The Most Interesting Man In The World

Getting even!

I DON'T ALWAYS KEEP MY FACEBOOK OPEN ON A STRANGERS LAPTOP, BUT WHEN I DO, I LET THE WORLD KNOW I LIKE UNICORNS AND FLUFFY BUNNIES! The Most Interesting Man In The World

By usually I mean always

I DON'T ALWAYS REMEMBER TO WATCH JEOPARDY BUT WHEN I DO IT'S USUALLY SATURDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

By usually I mean always

I DON'T USUALLY REMEMBER TO WATCH JEOPARDY  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S USUALLY SATURDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

By usually I mean always

I DON'T ALWAYS REMEMBER TO WATCH JEOPARDY BUT WHEN I DO ITS USUALLY SATURDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

black hummer

I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE BLACK  HUMMERS  BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE IN THE BACKYARD  The Most Interesting Man In The World

The most vaccinated man in the world

I DON'T ALWAYS SEND MY KIDS TO PUBLIC SCHOOL BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE THEY'VE HAD THEIR SHOTS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK QUESTIONS,  BUT WHEN I DO, I ASK WHERE'S BRUCE WORCESTER? The Most Interesting Man In The World

intresting man

DOES THIS BEER  MAKE ME LOOK DRUNK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hang. Over

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK TOO MUCH, BUT WHEN I DO I AM DYING THE NEXT DAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bounce castle

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE BOUNCE CASTLES AT MY PARTIES. BUT WHEN I DO, I CALL THE BOUNCE HOUSE The Most Interesting Man In The World