The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't ALWAYS feel excited

BUT, WHEN I DO... IT'S BECAUSE OUR FIRST GRANDCHILD IS DUE TO ARRIVE IN MAY 2016! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't ALWAYS clean my house

BUT,  WHEN I DO.... IT'S FOR OUR NEW GRANDBABY! ♡ The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS RACE MY MUSTANG BUT WHEN I DO, I MISS 2ND AND 3RD GEAR The Most Interesting Man In The World

Most Awesome Frustration in the Universe

I DON'T ALWAYS EXPERIENCE ANGER AND FRUSTRATION BUT WHEN I DO, I TRANSFORM IT INTO AWESOMENESS The Most Interesting Man In The World

moe creepy

HEY, MOE...IS THAT HOW YOU STRADDLE A HORSE WHEN YOU RIDE IT BACKWARDS?!! AND WHATS WITH THAT CRAZY SMILE?!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

dog shit

I DON'T ALWAYS THROW FAKE DOG SHIT AT MY MOTHER BUT WHEN I DO SHE PISSES HERSELF The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fuck da Raiders

I DON'T ALWAYS CHEER FOR THE RAIDERS I NEVER CHEER FOR THE RAIDERS.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

man in the box

I'M NOT ALWAYS THE MAN IN THE BOX BUT WHEN I AM I'M USUALLY BURIED IN MY SHIT The Most Interesting Man In The World

How to take an insult

A GUY TOLD ME TO SUCK A HUGE DICK. I SAID,

Hot yoga with Whitney

I DON'T NORMALLY SWEAT BUT WHEN I DO IT'S IN WHITNEY'S BARKAN CLASS The Most Interesting Man In The World