The Most Interesting Man In The World

Work stuffs

I DON'T ALWAYS SHOW UP LATE FOR WORK BUT WHEN I DO, I'M LATE AND SHOW UP AT THE WRONG SITE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

All birthday kids today

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO - IT'S 13TH OF AUGUST The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always say Happy Birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TO MY AUNT DENISE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Student Discipline

I DON'T ALWAYS SUSPEND KIDS ... BUT WHEN I DO, THEY ARE AFRICAN AMERICAN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Half SACK FTW

I DON'T USUALLY DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO ITS HALFSACK The Most Interesting Man In The World

The worst cable system in the world

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH CABLE TV BUT WHEN I DO THE NORTH HAMPTON CABLE IS HALF ASS The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS CHECK THINGS... BUT WHEN I DO, I CHECK MY TIRE PRESSURE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

CRACK IS WHACK

I DON'T ALWAYS SMOKE CRACK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN A WAL-MART PARKING LOT WITH A HOOKER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Realtor

I DON'T ALWAYS TRUST A REALTOR BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S RICK TAYLOR The Most Interesting Man In The World

Brewer trip

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT PEANUTS BUT WHEN I DO I CAN HAVE JUST HAVE ONE The Most Interesting Man In The World