The Most Interesting Man In The World

Clean like a boss

I DON'T ALWAYS CLEAN MY HOUSE BUT WHEN I DO, I USE NORWEX, AND IT LOOKS LIKE I HIRED A MAID, WHEN I ONLY SPENT A FEW MINUTES AND USED NO CHEMICALS.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Vacation Weight Loss

I DON'T ALWAYS GO ON VACATION BUT WHEN I DO I LOSE WEIGHT WHILE I'M ON IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

When I do

I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE AROUND LOOKING FOR PAINTED UTILITY BOXES BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ON SHERMAN WAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

The most narcissistic man in the world

I DON'T ALWAYS GO YEARS WITHOUT SPEAKING TO MY GRANDCHILDREN BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S SOMEONE ELSES FAULT The Most Interesting Man In The World

ten liter hat

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR HATS.... BUT WHEN I DO, I'VE BEEN ON A BOAT ALL DAMN DAY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't alwaysgo years without speaking to my granchdren

 BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S SOMEBODY ELSES FAULT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

sometines but not always

I DONT ALWAYS EAT COUGARS BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE USUALLY 52... FOUR LOKO ON DAT AZZ The Most Interesting Man In The World

I always

I DON'T ALWAYS DRESS LIKE A PIRATE BUT WHEN I DO, I LOOK THE PART The Most Interesting Man In The World

Iobama care

THANKS GARY AND GALE!          IT'S TRUE, OBAMA CARE WORKS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rajpura guys

ONCE UPON A TIME, THESE GUYS USED TO LIVE IN RAJPURA. The Most Interesting Man In The World