The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sick Sam

I DON'T ALWAYS GET SICK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I'VE WORKED 100 DAYS STRAIGHT! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Get Squatchy

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER, BUT WHEN I DO I WAKE UP NAKED IN ANOTHER ZIP CODE WITH SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A SASQUATCH AND A WARTHOG. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Suck ass

I DON'T ALWAYS  SUCK ASS BUT.. WHEN I DO ITS MY MOM The Most Interesting Man In The World

Just join it

JOIN LOOT PALACE BECAUSE IT'S GOOD The Most Interesting Man In The World

Slap That ass

I DON'T ALWAYS SLAP THAT ASS BUT WHEN I DO.. I PREFER THE RIGHT HAND  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Long hOurs

THE GOING DOESN'T ALWAYS GET TOUGH BUT WHEN IT DOES I CALL ON THE GOONANATOR The Most Interesting Man In The World

Long hOurs

THE GOING DOESN'T ALWAYS GET TOUGH BUT WHEN IT DOES I CALL ON THE GOONATOR The Most Interesting Man In The World

Vince

ALWAYS SHIT HIS PANTS   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I shit my pants

VINCE  ALWAYS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

college summer

I DON'T ALWAYS MOW MY YARD I HAVE COLLEGE STUDENTS FOR THAT The Most Interesting Man In The World