The Most Interesting Man In The World

Math Test

I DON'T ALWAYS FAIL TESTS BUT WHEN I DO IT IS USUALLY ENGLISH TESTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Annoying Email

I DON'T ALWAYS IGNORE YOUR EMAILS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE POORLY WRITTEN The Most Interesting Man In The World

On everything

I DON'T ALWAYS BUT SOMETIMES I DO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Take a deep breath and relax, this won't hurt a bit.

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO BLACK SABBATH ON A SUNDAY MORNING, BUT WHEN I DO SO DO MY FAIRFAX NEIGHBORS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

My new Job at Mylan

I DON'T ALWAYS CHEAT MY PEOPLE WITH EPIPEN BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT WORKING FOR MYLAN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday

GIVE ME A SCOTCH AND A GOOD CIGAR The Most Interesting Man In The World

LEVEL CONTROL

I DON'T OFTEN BUY LEVEL CONTROL PRODUCTS, BUT WHEN I DO... I ONLY PURCHASE BINDICATOR AND KISTLER-MORSE FROM TRICOR EQUIPMENT COMPANY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dad awes

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH PEOPLE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN YOU CREATED AN OFFSPRING AS AWESOME AS SEAN, EXCEPTIONS HAVE TO BE MADE.  HAPPY 60TH PEDRO.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rubbish

I DON'T GET OUT MUCH BUT WHEN I DO.. IT'S WITH ROSA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rubbish talk

I DON'T GET OUT MUCH  BUT WHEN I DO... IT'S WTH ROSA  The Most Interesting Man In The World