The Most Interesting Man In The World

That damn porkchops

I DON'T ALWAYS SEE PORKCHOPS! BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS GET FUCKED UP AT KNOWILTON'S TAVERN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fuck pig

I DONT ALWAYS HAVE SEX BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I FUCK PIG The Most Interesting Man In The World

That damn porkchops

I DON'T ALWAYS SEE PORKCHOPS! BUT WHEN I DO I GET FUCKED UP AT KNOWILTONS TAVERN The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't jump from tank to tank often

I DON'T JUMP FROM TANK TO TANK OFTEN. BUT WHEN I DO, I GET MY ASS WHOOPED! The Most Interesting Man In The World

United and strong

I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE IN THE FEDERAL ELECTION BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE A BETTER CHOICE FOR CANADA #UNITEDANDSTRONG The Most Interesting Man In The World

shots fierd

I DON'T ALWAYS GET FRIENDSONED BUT WHEN I DO I GOT FRIENDSONED SO BAD I BECAME HER BOYFRIEND The Most Interesting Man In The World

7-11 meme

I DON'T ALWAYS CATCH A CARJACKING SUSPECT.. BUT WHEN I DO.. HE'S FAST ASLEEP AT 7-11 AND NEVER SEE'S ME COMING. The Most Interesting Man In The World

ngabuburit euy

ISTIGHFAR NAK,  BARU JUGA JAM SEGINI The Most Interesting Man In The World

No. I don't want tooooooo

I DON'T ALWAYS GET MANY

Declaration of Independence

I DONT ALWYAS WRITE THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE BUT WHEN I DO, I GET MY SLAVES TO WRITE IT FOR ME The Most Interesting Man In The World