The Most Interesting Man In The World

Screw America

I DONT ALWAYS CLAIM AMERICA IS ALL ABOUT FREEDOM BUT WHEN I DO I DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE 12.5 MILLION The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always go beserk when

I DONT ALWAYS GO BESERK WHEN I HEAR  ABOUT THE SUPREME COURT FUCKING UP The Most Interesting Man In The World

fuck off

I DONT ALWAYS LIKE TURTLES BUT WHEN I DO  I PAINT MY FACE LOOK LIKE A SKELETON AND EMBARASS MYSELF FOR YEARS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The South loses again

I DON'T ALWAYS KILL PEOPLE  BUT WHEN I DO I USE A CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAG The Most Interesting Man In The World

Weird sister

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK WEIRD GETTING TO KNOW YOU QUESTIONS BUT WHEN I DO, IT INVOLVES FOOD! ;) The Most Interesting Man In The World

HELP ME!!

I DON'T ALWAYS SHARE MY FOOD,  BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE TO PUT IT FROM MY  SPOON ONTO YOURS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Might as well face it. ....

I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD A DRINKING PROBLEM,  TILL THE PEPSI MACHINE AT WORK  DIDN'T WORK! !! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I didn't know I had a drinking problem

 TILL THE PEPSI MACHINE DIDN'T WORK! !! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always give my woman an orgasm

 BUT WHEN I DO,SHE SWALLOWS THAT SHIT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Expense Reports!

I DON'T ALWAYS SUBMIT BROADBAND EXPENSES... ...BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS BECAUSE I WAS FLYING TO PITTSBURGH. The Most Interesting Man In The World