The Most Interesting Man In The World

Most Interesting Hands

I DON'T ALWAYS STAB A DEMONIC BED. BUT WHEN I DO, I STARE AT MY EATEN HANDS LIKE A COMPLETE DIPS**T. The Most Interesting Man In The World

New Motorcycle

I DONT ALWAYS BUY THE WIFE A NEW CAR. BUT WHEN I DO I EXPECT A NEW MOTORCYCLE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

spit it out

I DON'T ALWAYS CHEW ICE... BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE MICHELLE CAN HEAR! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hey !

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH JIM BOONE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO I SAY ,

Holy Coow

RUSTY SAYS: I DON'T HAVE A TYPE. IF I LIKE YOU, I LIKE YOU. AND IF I LIKE YOU THEN YOU'RE PRETTY SPECIAL.                                                                 BECAUSE I PRETTY MUCH FUCKING HATE EVERYONE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Kid birthday funny

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH THE KID A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO....I MAKE SURE THE STRIPPERS GIFT WRAP THEIR HERPES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Kid birthday funny

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH THE A KID A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO...I MAKE SURE THE STRIPPERS GIFT WRAP THEIR HERPES The Most Interesting Man In The World

The kid birthday funny

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH THE KID A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO...I ALSO WISH MIKE ONE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Kid birthday funny

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH THE KID A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO....I GIFT WRAP THE HERPES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Your mom

I MET YOUR MOM AT THE CIRCUS! SHE WAS THE SWORD SWALLOWER The Most Interesting Man In The World