The Most Interesting Man In The World

never invited

LUZ NEVER INVITES ME OVER   BUT WHEN SHE DOES ILL B READY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stand Up Guy

I MAY NOT ALWAYS STAND FOR THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIENCE... ...WAIT, I DO! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Healthcare screwup

I DON'T ALWAYS OFFER NATIONAL HEALTHCARE BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE NO ONE CAN AFFORD IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rich bastard

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS  BEING RICH AINT ONE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always sing the blues

I DON'T ALWAYS SING THE BLUES, BUT WHEN I DO, I GOTTA GIVE IT UP TO THE GREAT ELLA FITZGERALD The Most Interesting Man In The World

Interesting Man McKellen

I'M NOT ALWAYS THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD... AND WHEN I'M NOT, IT'S BECAUSE OF SIR IAN MCKELLEN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Watch your words.

WATCH YOUR WORDS, DEATH AND LIFE ARE IN THE POWER OF THE TONGUE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

When you've just about had it

 I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO BED The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Jokes of Lindholmen

I DON'T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND NONE OF THE JOKES IN

It's funny becuase it's true. :(

I DON'T ALWAYS SWEAR BUT WHEN I DO I REINFORCE THE STEREOTYPES ABOUT PEOPLE WITH TOURETTE'S SYNDROME The Most Interesting Man In The World