The Most Interesting Man In The World

WAY to go

WAY TO GO            CHAMP!!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Most interesting mobile

I DON'T ALWAYS USE MY PHONE BUT WHEN I DO, I USE IT FOR ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING The Most Interesting Man In The World

drinking milk?

I DON'T NORMALLY DRINK  BUT WHEN I DO I DRINK MILK The Most Interesting Man In The World

drunky ASS MOFO

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK STRIAGHT VODKA, BUT WHEN I DO, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS STRAIGHT VODKA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Life & annihilation

I DON'T ALWAYS SCREW THINGS UP BUT WHEN I DO,  I'M SURE TO ANNIHILATE EVERYTHING BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't Always Drink Beer

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO IT IS BURBON The Most Interesting Man In The World

YOU'RE INVITED TO A CAH/BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT IN THE CRAP ROOM

I DON'T ALWAYS CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY... BUT, WHEN I DO, I WANT YOU TO BE THERE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Participate in our study

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT BIG MACS BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT FOR SCIENCE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Intesting Man Ebills

I DON'T ALWAYS GET MY DISCOUNT BUT WHEN I DO IT'S CAUSE OF AWESOME EMAIL REMINDERS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

21st birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS TURN 21 BUT WHEN I DO, I ENJOY MYSELF *SAFELY* The Most Interesting Man In The World