The Most Interesting Man In The World

Calling Congress

I DON'T ALWAYS CALL CONGRESS, BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TO HELP THE BORGEN PROJECT FIGHT GLOBAL POVERTY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Untold INNA

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO UNTOLD FESTIVAL BUT WHEN I DO, I DIGGI DOWN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sync Jira with scrum board

AND NOW... I'LL UPDATE THE STATUS, ASSIGNEE LOGGED AND REMAINING HOURS OF MY JIRA TICKET The Most Interesting Man In The World

Online Shopping Superpowers

I DON'T ALWAYS SHOP ONLINE BUT WHEN I DO I USE SHOP.CO The Most Interesting Man In The World

LootPalace? Pssh.

I DON'T ALWAYS USE LOOTPALACE BUT WHEN I DO, DEM GIFT CARDS COME IN! The Most Interesting Man In The World

The most interesting chores in the world

I DON'T ALWAYS CLEAN THE BATHROOM BUT WHEN I DO, I INCLUDE THE SHOWER The Most Interesting Man In The World

break offs

I DONT USUALLY LOOSE ANY TACKLE BUT WHEN I DO SOMEONES PAYING FOR IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Trump from Space

I MAY BE OFF-PLANET AT THE MOMENT, BUT DONALD TRUMP IS STILL A PETULENT AND DISRESPECTFUL ASSHOLE...EVEN FROM OUTER SPACE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hacking Dude!

I DON'T ALWAYS HACK PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO THEY END UP DEAD AF The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bite your tounge!!

I DON'T ALWAYS BITE MY TOUNGE... BUT WHEN I DO I SAY