The Most Interesting Man In The World

Real men wear scarfs

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR A SCARF BUT WHEN I DO, I'M NAKED. AND IT'S GLORIOUS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

In the Kitchen

I DON'T ALWAYS CLOSE WAIST HIGH DRAWERS IN THE KITCHEN BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WITH A PELVIC THRUST The Most Interesting Man In The World

Theatre Auditions

I DON'T ALWAYS GET SEVRELY, VOMITING ILL BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ALWAYS ON AUDITION DAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

nick jonas yeah

I DIDN'T ALWAYS THINK NICK JONAS WAS HOT BUT WHEN I DID, IT WAS YOUR FAULT!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Deadlines smashing

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE DEADLINES BUT WHEN I DO I SMASH THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World

Review request

I DON'T ALWAYS SUBMIT CODE REVIEWS BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT ON FRIDAY @5PM WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND The Most Interesting Man In The World

Games at work

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY GAMES DURING BUSINESS HOURS BUT WHEN I DO, I PLAY QUIETLY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Grizzly Survival Gear

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY SURVIVAL GEAR.  BUT WHEN I DO, I BUY GRIZZLY SURVIVAL GEAR. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fresh frish

I DON'T ALWAYS GET FRESH FRISH BUT WHEN I DO, I COOK THAT SHIT UP LIKE A MOTHA FUCKA The Most Interesting Man In The World

holy rebuked sucks!!!!

I DONT ALWAYS LISTEN TO DUBSTEP BUT WHEN I DO, ITS DEFINATELY NOT HOLY REBUKED!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World