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Check Your Yoga Pants

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO YOGA CLASS BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE MY PANTS AREN'T SEE-THROUGH The Most Interesting Man In The World

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THEY SHOULD FILL AIRBAGS WITH CANDY AND CONFETTI,LIKE A PINATA. PEOPLE COULD USE SOME CHEERING UP AFTER A CAR ACCIDENT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do Dabs,

I DON'T ALWAYS SMOKE WAX, BUT WHEN I DO, I GET FN RIPPED! The Most Interesting Man In The World

EAt That Booty Like Pizza

I DONT ALWAYES EAT ASS LIKE ITS MY LAST MEAL ...... WAIT, YES I DO The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DONT ALWAYS RIG THE VOTING BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT SHAMELESSLY  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Terrain Mud Runs

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY IN THE MUD... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AT TERRAIN MUD RUNS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Best driver in the world

I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE AROUND FLAGSTAFF ON SNOWY DAYS. BUT WHEN I DO, THERE'S NAU KIDS STANDING NEXT TO THEIR STUCK SPORTS CARS ALL OVER THE PLACE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Im not always drinking shit

IM NOT ALWAYS DRINKING SHIT BUT WHEN I AM ITS OLIVIAS SHART The Most Interesting Man In The World

Smart greeks

YOU ARE ALL TOTAL STUPIDS! PANOS The Most Interesting Man In The World

why not

THEY GROW SOME MIGHTY FINE GREEN GRASS. THE KIND THAT FEELS GOOD BETWEEN YOUR TOES IN MONROEVILLE The Most Interesting Man In The World