The Most Interesting Man In The World

Geist Vomit

I DON'T ALWAYS VOMIT BUT WHEN I DO, I VOMIT EVERYWHERE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

This is the funniest one of these I've seen.

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN. BUT WHEN I DO I'M A FUCKING LIAR.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

house of cards season 3 ruins lives

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH HOUSE OF CARDS BUT WHEN I DO, I FORGET TO POOP The Most Interesting Man In The World

Yoga Pants

I DON'T ALWAYS LAUGH AT GALS IN YOGA PANTS... BUT WHEN I DO EVERYONE ELSE LAUGHS AT THEM TOO. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Too many family memes

I DON'T ALWAYS SEND MY FAMILY A BUNCH OF MEMES BUT WHEN I DO IT IS WAY TOO MANY IN ONE NIGHT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Baby huey

I DON'T ALWAYS BAIL ON MY BOYS AT THE V BUT WHEN I DO, I SIT ON THE COUCH AND RUB MY GAPING VAGINA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Kaitlyn is the best

OH, SO YOUR NAME'S KAITLYN? YOU MUST BE SUPER AWESOME AND FUNNY. The Most Interesting Man In The World

"Word from a wise man" Real and Fake Friends

DONT KEEP FRIENDS WHO DON'T RESPECT YOU ON THE SAME LEVEL OTHERWISE THAT FRIEND IS JUST A PERSON WHO PUT YOU DOWN ALL THE TIME, BEST TO LET THEM GO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cracker Barrel

I DON'T ALWAYS DO LUNCH AT THE CRACKER BARREL  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WITH LISA The Most Interesting Man In The World

yah bitch

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