The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay Horny My Friends

I DONT ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO SAY GOODMORNING BUT WHEN I DO ITS A GUILTY PLEASURE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hanging with Al

I DON'T ALWAYS HANG OUT WITH AL BUT WHEN I DO I REALIZE HE'S REALLY INTERESTING The Most Interesting Man In The World

Got nothin' on Keith Rosario

I'M NOT INTERESTING AT ALL COMPARED TO KEITH ROSARIO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Not usually....

I DON'T USUALLY WATCH THE SUPER BOWL. I ALREADY KNOW WHO'S GOING TO WIN. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't usually like Cliches.

 BUT, WHEN I DO, I PUT 'EM ON FACEBOOK! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT FOOTBALL

I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT FOOTBALL` BUT I DO KNOW NOT TO THROW THE FUCKING FOOTBALL WHEN WE'RE ON  THE ONE YARD LINE The Most Interesting Man In The World

From my steaks

I DON'T ALWAYS GET KITTER AND CANDACE TO YUM YUM  BUT WHEN I DO IT IS TO THE TUM TUM  The Most Interesting Man In The World

For the ladies

I DON'T ALWAYS GET KITTER AND CANDACE TO YUM YUM  BUT WHEN I DO IT IS TO THE TUM TUM  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Crap made only in the USA

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY A SHITTY PRODUCT, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S A CROAKIE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bulk text hypocrite

I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE GROUP TEXTS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I STSRTED THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World