The Most Interesting Man In The World

first American university

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO CLASS IN A BLIZZARD BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AMST2001 The Most Interesting Man In The World

yo my 2nd!

I DON'T ALWAYS MISUSE LOSER AND LOOSER BUT WHEN I DO I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT! The Most Interesting Man In The World

because you are

  STAY CLASSY The Most Interesting Man In The World

GET MY DRIFT

I DONT ALWAYS FART BUT WHEN I DO YOU'LL KNOW ;) The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most Basecamping Man In the World

I DON'T ALWAYS REMEMBER TO CLEAN UP MY BASECAMP BUT WHEN I DO, I FEEL REALLY GOOD ABOUT MYSELF The Most Interesting Man In The World

GET LAID AT HAPHAZARD

I DON'T ALWAYS GET LAID BUT WHEN I DO, I GET LAID AT HAPHAZARD The Most Interesting Man In The World

Gjallarhorn snowflake

I DON'T ALWAYS BRAG ABOUT MY GJALLAHORN  BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE A FORUM POST SO EVERYONE CAN SEE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I never watch football! But when I do

DALLAS COWBOYS IS MY TEAM.   BECAUSE MY SISTER LIVES THERE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Beast Mode

I DON'T ALWAYS FUCK MYSELF BUT WHEN I DO IT'S 4TH QUARTER OF THE SUPER BOWL The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER BUT WHEN I DO I WANT TO PUNCH PEREZ IN THE FACE The Most Interesting Man In The World