The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't usually have fun

 BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WITH ENCORE ENTERTAINMENT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Teach math my friends

I DON'T ALWAYS HELP PEOPLE IN MATH BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE THEY UNDERSTAND MATH. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always party my ass off..

I DON'T ALWAYS PARTY MY ASS OFF BUT WHEN I DO MY KIDS ARE AT GRAMMY'S The Most Interesting Man In The World

SMARTEST MAN IN THE LAND

I DON'T ALWAYS TAP A BARTENDER ON THE BEAK BUT WHEN I DO ..I GET RESPECT The Most Interesting Man In The World

TWEED PIMP 2

I DONT ALWAS WEAR TWEED BUT WHEN I DO IT IS ON THE  SWFL CRITICAL MASS TWEED RIDE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

SHADY BALL

 I DON'T ALWAYS CHEAT. BUT WHEN I DO, I GO HARD LIKE MY MAN BRADY! STAY SHADY MY FRIENDS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

bitches love porridge

I SENT THAT GIRL SOME PORRIDGE LADIES LOVE PORRIDGE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Zeros for Heroes!

I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE A RUSTBUCKET. BUT WHEN I DO IT'S S 1992 BUICK! The Most Interesting Man In The World

football guy

I DON'T USUALLY PLAY QUARTERBACK FOR THE PATRIOTS , BUT WHEN I DO ,  I MAKE SURE TO PAY OFF THE EQUIPTMENT GUY TO

Linda's birthday

I DON'T USUALLY WISH JUST  ANYONE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUT WHEN I DO  IT'S FOR A SPECIAL GAL I USED TO DATE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINDA The Most Interesting Man In The World