The Most Interesting Man In The World

First law sucks

WHEN HE WANTS TO CREATE OR DESTROY ENERGY... HE CAN. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pauli sucks

WHEN HE WANTS TWO ELECTRONS TO HAVE THE SAME FOUR QUANTUM NUMBERS... THEY DO. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go vegetarian

I DON'T ALWAYS GO VEGETARIAN FOR 2 WEEKS BUT WHEN I DO I

hit a bitch

I DON'T ALWAYS HIT WOMEN BUT WHEN I DO, SHE IS ALWAYS A BITCH The Most Interesting Man In The World

ss camaros

I DON'T ALWAYS RACE  BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I'M NOT DRIVING AN SS CAMARO The Most Interesting Man In The World

#fuckjesse

I DON'T ALWAYS VAPE  BUT WHEN I DO I VAPE WITH FUCK JESSE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DONT ALWAYS FLUNK TESTS

I DONT ALWAYS FLUNK TESTS BUT WHEN I DO I DO IT WITH MY SON The Most Interesting Man In The World

LOL Tyler Burke!

I DON'T ALLWAYS MAKE FUN OF TYLER BURKE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE THE PACKER'S LOST! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS...

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE A TRIP TO COSTCO JUST FOR THE PIZZA BUT WHEN I DO, I STUFF MY FACE UNTIL I CAN'T EAT ANYMORE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Most Interesting Writer

I DON'T ALWAYS READ ROMANCE NOVELS BUT WHEN I DO, ID JOHNSON IS THE AUTHOR. The Most Interesting Man In The World