The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday to one hot mama!

I DON'T ALWAYS TELL A HOT GIRL HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON FACEBOOK, BUT WHEN I DO SHE MUST BE CRYSTAL. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY FRIEND. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday to that a hot mama

I DON'T ALWAYS TO A HOT GIRL ON FACEBOOK HAPPY BIRTHDAY... BUT WHEN I DO IT MUST BE CRYSTAL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oh it's free???

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE CHIC-FIL-A FOR BREAKFAST  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FREE CHICK N MINIS!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

It's dairi4e

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Pick up line

I DONT ALWAYS HIT ON GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO, I ASK ABOUT THEIR CHILDHOOD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always share my personal problems, but when I do, it's not on facebook.

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Dry Sockets

I DON'T ALWAYS GET DRY SOCKETS..BUT WHEN I DO... THEY HURT LIKE A B@#%^^!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Facebook boredom

I DON'T ALWAYS GET BORED BUT WHEN I DO I CHECK MY FACEBOOK EVERY FIVE MINUTES JUST TO SEE NOTHING THERE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Almost HIV positive

I DON'T ALWAYS CARE WHAT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE HAS TO SAY                                             WHEN I DO ITS NICE TO HEAR I AM ALMOST HIV POSITIVE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Load my Revolver

I DON'T ALWAYS LOAD MY COLT WITH 6 ROUNDS, ...BUT WHEN I DO, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW! The Most Interesting Man In The World